The Importance of Absurdity
Tuesday, November 04, 2003
 
This is why I love Gary Hawkins:

Rules for girls to live by
1) Shave your arm pits
2) If you dont shave, dont wear a tank top
3) If you do choose to wear a tanktop and not shave, do not stand up in front of me on the P2P bus and stick your pits in my eye