The Importance of Absurdity
Friday, August 01, 2003
 
Three words for you.........SENIOR LOT BABY!!!

Yes, it is true. I am the first and only Orr child to have the ability to park in the JHS senior parking lot! It only took 5 years, but gosh darn it, I've done it. My family shall not be put to shame! Except that it's not really like that. Because, in fact, my family will be put to shame. By me! All year long, ever since Brian got his lower lot space last year, they've all been telling me that there's no way I'd have a senior lot space this year. With the family's luck, there's just no way. Well, I've just proved them wrong. And I can't wait 'til Mike gets home from the beach to rub it in his face. I mean, not only am I in the senior lot, I'm space #53--one of (and I think most people would agree here) the top 5 places to park on campus! Man, Mike is gonna hate me for it.
Ok, so that's not very Christian of me, but still. After all of his complaining and Brian's complaining and even my complaining about parking spaces and body paint at football games and speed bumps and every other stupid thing Rodney Nelson did to our school, I'm finally getting to enjoy my senior year without the stupidity of a dictator principal. And parking in space #53 just means that I'll enjoy it that much more!