The Importance of Absurdity
Tuesday, March 25, 2003
So apparently, I look like Gollum. I know that with the way it's falling out, I'll soon have the hair thing going on. And yeah, I know that I'm pretty darn skinny too. But I make faces like him? While imitating the AIM smileys no less? Wow. I never would have guessed. And while crawling around on all fours? Hmmm...c'est possible. But I don't sound like him! Wouldn't you stinkin' know it! All the other stuff I don't care about, but the one part of Gollum that I'd love to be able to imitate and I can't. Just my stinkin' luck.
"And I just want to waltz with you..."