The Importance of Absurdity
Tuesday, February 18, 2003
Wow, the general atmosphere of this blog is definitely depressing. I really should do something about the colors. Although, I do like blue and gray. It's a wonder no one ever reads this. Why on earth would you want to come back? Yeah, I'll change the colors as soon as I can. And maybe I'll write something worthwhile every once in a while. Ya know, just to keep things interesting.
So here's a fun little bit for ya. It's certainly not worthwhile, but it's fun none the less. We had to write obituaries for APUSH. I generally love that class. Not today though. So, Wendy and I were discussing ours and why she couldn't figure out how her person died.
WL3886: why won't they tell me how she died!?!?
tripleM4duke: maybe no one knows...maybe she just disappeared and they don't know what happened to her...or maybe, the loch ness monster ate her...or maybe, she jumped off a cliff, into the Colorado River and the never found her body...
WL3886: or maybe she choked on a pretzel, got shocked to death, walked into a magical closet to another dimension, or maybe she's your grandmother, maybe she'sstill alive150 some years later
WL3886: damn kate we've been writing these obituaries too long...
tripleM4duke: or maybe she became a penguin...or maybe she OD'd...or maybe she melted when she went swimming...or maybe she got turned into a newt
WL3886: or maybe she became a goat after consuming excessive amounts of cheese, or maybe an amoeba from rubber pizzas, or maybe a lama from lack of ketchup on chicken nuggets
tripleM4duke: llama has two l's, thank you
WL3886: k
tripleM4duke: or maybe she put a trashcan on her head...or maybe her brother chopped her up and fed to their guinea pig...or maybe she heard a tree fall in forest when there was no one there and it didn't make a sound