The Importance of Absurdity
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
 
Ok boys, a little advice. I know you've all heard this before, but it's really quite simple--if you tell a girl you're gonna call her, and especially if you tell her you're gonna call at a specific time, just stinkin' pick up the phone and call. Even if it's just for two seconds to tell her that you can't talk because it turns out that you have something else going on. That's fine. Just call the girl. Even if she's absolutely nothing more than a friend. Call her. Believe me, you're much better off doing so.
Also, if the girl you're interested in or dating treats you like shit, just drop her. Move on. Forget about her. Don't make excuses for the way she treats you. There's plenty more fish in the sea, at least one of whom is guaranteed to treat you with a little decency. There's nothing more pathetic (in my eyes, anyway) than a guy who stay with a scummy girl.
And lastly, never tell your girlfriend what your best chick friend says about her. Unless it's good. 'Cause if it's bad and you tell your girl, you just get screwed all around. And risk losing both of them. It's really not a good idea. Just keep it to yourself.
The end.